just-shower-thoughts: “Stayin’ Alive” by Bee Gees has the same tempo to “Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen, but there is a reason why “Stayin’ Alive” is used for doing CPR....

just-shower-thoughts: Light hits you at the speed of light and it doesn’t even hurt....

just-shower-thoughts: We, the very species that practices euthanasia on many different animals for mercy, are the only species that we won’t allow ourselves to euthanize for that same purpose....

just-shower-thoughts: Glass is weird. You can look at it. Through it. Or at your reflection....

just-shower-thoughts: On Halloween, you can just leave an empty bowl outside with a sign saying “Please only take one”. People will think that some jackass took all of it. People will blame the guy who they think took it all, not you....

just-shower-thoughts: Taking 10 minutes to take a dump once a day at work results in a full paid week of dumping in a year...

just-shower-thoughts: If everyone in the world learnt a universal sign language in school, the whole world could understand each other. Would especially be good whilst travelling....

just-shower-thoughts: If the price for fuel keeps rising, it will be cheaper to just snort cocaine and run everywhere...

just-shower-thoughts: Maybe all Batman’s villains are hired by Alfred so batman can feel purpose after losing his parents...

just-shower-thoughts: Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same....

just-shower-thoughts: The only part of a woman’s breast that causes it to be censored is the only part that men also have and don’t need censored...

realgrumpycat: Some days are grumpier than others…...

just-shower-thoughts: Poultry farmers are literally chicken tenders....

just-shower-thoughts: The existence of Dumplings implies the existence of a large Dumple...

despazito: despazito: vegans who refuse to even eat backyard eggs….why people who think its unethical to eat chicken eggs are like people who think bees should keep all their honey. they literally produce more than they need and your unwillingness to even buy local means you are doing...

obviousplant: Bad First Dates ...

just-shower-thoughts: Technically, your feet are All Terrain Vehicles...

just-shower-thoughts: Out of all the times I’ve seen a squirrel. I’ve never seen one pooping....

just-shower-thoughts: Less than 100% of people who have died are dead...

just-shower-thoughts: We are aliens to fish, we float around outside of their atmosphere in a craft they can’t identify, we randomly abducted them using a line that “beams” them up. When they’re on the ship we probe and weigh them, take a photograph and just send...

just-shower-thoughts: For those who believe the earth is flat, if it truly was then cats would have pushed everything off it by now....

just-shower-thoughts: Every day, a day becomes a smaller percentage of our lives....

just-shower-thoughts: It’s more than a little surprising that Britain is having trouble drafting an agreement for their independence given how many they’ve received throughout history....

just-shower-thoughts: Humans have no natural predators so we invented war and became our own predators....

just-shower-thoughts: The voice in our head is the only one we can talk to without it ever getting awkward...

dankmemeuniversity:...

voredaddy420: tilthat: TIL in the 1880s, many farmers communicated by connecting their phones to barbed wire fences. This process often allowed for up to 20 people to be connected at once, everyone’s phone would ring regardless of who called, and the invention helped many farmers overcome depression...

i-was-today-years-old-when: i learned that there is a restaurant that replaces sandwich bread with pickles (x)...

just-shower-thoughts: If farts were like yawns then when one person farted it would start a chain reaction of farts...

just-shower-thoughts: The reason why the rainbow is used as a symbol for gay pride is because you never see a straight rainbow....

just-shower-thoughts: If pornhub told their users to donate money to organizations trying to stop sex trafficking, it’d probably help a lot....

just-shower-thoughts: 1990 is as far away as 2048. Ermagerd...

just-shower-thoughts: Every planet in the Solar System is named after ancient deities except our own which is named after dirt...

stimman4000: ...

scope-dogg: tilthat: TIL that in 1949, a member of the New Zealand parliament was deemed to have used “unparliamentary language” for saying of another member that “his brains could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides.” via ift.tt Well it is pretty rude...

just-shower-thoughts: Life is never so bad that alcohol can’t make it worse....

just-shower-thoughts: You know you’re an adult when you host a bbq and have more beer at the end than you did at the beginning....

just-shower-thoughts: After so much modernization, you’d think we’d have come up with something more sanitary and widely accepted than repeatedly smearing the left over shit between our buttcheeks with sheets of paper and calling it ‘clean’....

just-shower-thoughts: If your parachute doesn’t deploy, you’ll spend the rest of your life fixing it....

just-shower-thoughts: The only reason why the tower of Pisa is popular is because it is a failure....

just-shower-thoughts: Every time we drive, we trust complete strangers to not make simple mistakes that could kill us....

just-shower-thoughts: Technically it’s not a “Black and White printer”. It’s just a black printer that you use white paper with....