17 Nov
Actual message exchange with eBay shopper:
Prospective customer: Can you do spread legs?
Me: If you mean “splayed” legs, the answer is yes, but if that’s not what you mean, I think you’re at the wrong website.
Prospective customer: Oops! LMAO! Yes, I meant SPLAYED legs! #ItsSPLAYEDLegs! #NeverADullMoment #midcenturymodern #midcentury